Torso turf.
Chest rug.
Sternum sod.
Take your pick (not literally-- that would hurt) of chest hair synonyms. Today, Robert Pattinson gave us a glimpse of his own on the set of Remember Me. We'd rake that sh*t like Autumn leaves.
Co-stars Emilie de Ravin (sleek-sternumed) and Chris Cooper (tbd) were also spotted at the shoot.
Photos by VILA/ANDERSON
Well, we never thought we'd see the day. On the other hand stranger things have happened...
The usually elusive Brad Pitt had a bit of a breakdown with his motorcycle today near Franklin Village in Los Angeles. Unable to solve the problem, Pitt requested a ride... from the paparazzi.
We like to think once he returned home they made each other lanyard bracelets, braided each other's hair, and swapped their sticker collections.
In other news, pigs were seen flying over Beverly Hills.
Photos by LOMELI/AUZ
Eat your heart out, Brody Jenner!!
Last night, Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora put their bromance on full display after leaving London's Cipriani restaurant.
Precious.
Photos by BIG PICTURES
Something is hilarious on the set of The Resident.
And, in our childish mind, that something is a fart.
So, who do you think broke wind before busting up (laughing)? Hilary Swank or Jeffrey Dean Morgan?
Or, they could simply have been giggling for the scene. But our money's on flatulence.
Photos by STEVE SANDS
Yay! We love Madonna's oldest daughter Lourdes Leon. In fact, we've been known to gush about her having developed a unique (but tre cool) fashion sense at such an early age.
Yesterday, Lourdes dropped into a London dental office and emerged flashing a brand new set of braces... which has us thrilled/loving her more. No signature tooth-gap for this lady!
It's comforting to know that even the daughter of the Madonna has to go through all the same tween embarrassment as the rest of us.
Work that orthodontia, girl!
EXCLUSIVE photos by PARSONS
So often in the Realm o' Celebrity, genetically-speaking two rights make a wrong.
Not so when it comes to Halle Berry and beau Gabriel Aubry.
Last night the breathtakingly beautiful couple hurried through LAX with their even more beautiful daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry.
Anyone else feel like her name should be preceded by "Princess?"
Princess Nahla Ariela Aubry. Nice ring to it, right?
Photos by RADCLIFFE
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