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Barack Obama picked up his 9th and 10th wins in a row after voters from Wisconsin and Hawaii took to the polls yesterday.  We guess Chelsea's getting lei'd didn't do the trick for Hilary's campaign?

Don't get us wrong; among the activities that one could partake in during a vacation in Thailand, getting a fake tan is probably among the most innocuous.

And since the whole Girls Aloud phenomenon seems to have left us underwhelmed, we probably shouldn't worry too much about that group's habits anyway.

We're just saying that the bizarre orange glow that singer Kimberley Walsh is exuding as she exits Mystic Tan does not become a would-be pop starlet the most.

She doesn't look too happy with the results, either. In fact, she appears to be downright dejected as she makes a hasty retreat.

Hopefully she didn't start crying and make the whole mess look even worse.

We'd recommend a few places that we usually go when we need cheering up in Thailand but, frankly, if the paparazzi are on your trail, they're probably not the most prudent destinations.  

Yesterday, beautiful/hilarious new mom Isla and co-star Krysten Ritter continued "shopping" in New York.  The two smiley actresses donned some neon duds on the set of their new film "Confessions of a Shopaholic."  We can totally sympathize with that addiction.

You:  What?  You mean to tell me that's not Farrah Fawcett?

Most bump-and-grind professionals squander their hard-earned tips on crystal meth and halter tops. But Pam Anderson, recently back from a two-day striptease gig at Paris' renowned Crazy Horse burlesque house, decided to spread the wealth and take her boys on a shopping trip.

 Ma Anderson was spotted shopping at Clout skateboard shop in Malibu with sons Brandon and Dylan. Looks like the tykes picked up a couple of fly leopard-print decks. Looking good, fellas!

We're not sure what Pam picked up.