Peek-a-Boo, Winona!

Those dark glasses and hat don't fool us, Winona Ryder. We've had your face permanently etched into our memories ever since we sculpted that Ramen-noodle bust of you back in college.

The Reality Bites babe seemed to be camera-shy as she arrived in Paris to attend the ready-to-wear fashion shows taking place there this week. We just don't get it; if we were blessed with her looks, we'd walk down the street demanding that strangers take our picture.

Anyway, we hope she enjoys her Parisian sojourn. And a word to the shows' security guards: you might want to check her bags on the way out. Just sayin'.