Beckham and Longoria Cause Bev Hills Chaos

You thought it would be a fun little afternoon outing for the two of you to go (dragging little Romeo Beckham along, no doubt) to the photog-infested streets of Beverly Hills?

Bra-zilliant!

We smell what Ashton Kutcher is cooking... yeah? You think this clusterfudge of photographers is the workings of his show?  Or, do you think these two gals were really just so bored they had the following conversation:

Posh: Know what could really spice* up this afternoon? Parading my middle son around like a sideshow!

Eva: I like cookies!

Posh: Please, don't mention the c-word when I have my mouth open.

Then, the two linked arms, skipped to Beverly Hills, and proceeded to parade little Romeo (not that one) around accordingly.

Regardless of the intention behind their picture-filled frenzy, these photos of the trio being trailed by photographers, professional and tourist alike, are kinda exciting. And quite colorful! (as Paula Abdul would say)

Photos by SHINN/GARRY SUN/SKIPPY

*pun TOTALLY intended