Who's the Sauced?

Certainly not Tony Danza--he appeared to be enjoying his Sauvignon Blanc responsibly while attending a business meeting in Malibu.

 Business meeting? Huh; is the QVC Network looking for a new on-air host?

Just kidding, big guy. Around here, we have a saying: "Tony Danza? He's the man-za!"

Then we raise our imaginary glasses of Sauvignon Blanc in the air as a toast to your awesomeness. And giggle like schoolgirls.

You might want to drop by the drugstore and pick up some Grecian-Formula, though. You might not have noticed it, but you seem to be going a little gray.

Pick up some shaving cream and a razor while you're there.

Photographs by ISBP