Worst. Awards Ceremony. Ever.

Well, they might as well cancel the Oscars for next year, and every other year for that matter.

The Nobel Prize people might as well pack it in too.

For today has seen the birth of the mother of all awards ceremonies: The First Annual Fiercee Awards.

The Fiercees—as we're sure they'll come to be known in the history books—were hosted by Tyra Banks. The event was held to honor the women of America's Next Top Model, which is hosted by Tyra Banks.

Wow, the competition must have been grueling. Can you imagine how difficult it must be, as a contestant on America's Next Top Model, to score an award honoring the contestants of America's Next Top Model?

What were the categories? Best Blank Stare? Most Prolific Purger?

We'd comment on how utterly retarded this whole travesty is, but we're too busy wondering how Tyra could wear that dress, when it so obviously makes her butt look fat.

We're sorry; that was cruel.

It's actually the heaping mounds of cellulite that make her butt look fat. It's unfair to blame the dress.

Photography by WORKUM