Blog Jam

Yeah, that's right; it's time for the Blog Jam. So let's spread it thick and take a lick:

First off, we here at Bauer-Griffin report that Paris Hilton probably won't starve to death.

Flynet Online has Tom Brady doing daddy-duty.

INF Daily discovers that Katherine Heigl has a sweet tooth.

Meanwhile, Pacific Coast News notes that she's also overdressed.

Just Jared details Gwyneth Paltrow's harrowing ordeal.

A Socialite's Life unearths Britney's greatest recording ever!

Celebslam reports that David Beckham has his priorities straight.

Go Fug Yourself asks, "Paula Abdul: Fab or Fug?"

The Gossip Girls discover that Kim Kardashian loves the camera right back.

Popsugar declares that the Lohans are out of control.

Celebrity Baby Blog has Kimya Dawson showing off her hatchling.

And finally, What Would Tyler Durden Do sees right through Danity Kane.

See you tomorrow!