Dita Von Teese Makes Us Reevaluate Our Closet

When Dita Von Teese flies, she flies in style.  And we aren't talking about the class of her ticket.

While some people show up at the airport looking like this or this (which we totally get, 'cause sh*t, it's the airport), Dita Von Teese shows up looking like a vintage wet dream.  Flawless.

The hair perfectly coifed.  The lips matching the nails matching the soles of her frickin' adorable patent leather Mary Jane pumps by Christian Louboutin.  And, to top it all off, that lovely little swallow broach to remind us that she is about to take flight.  Gush a little with us, if you will.  (You will.)

That older fellow behind her sure seems excited.  Understandable, we say.  We particularly love the moment she pulls off her shoe to pass through security.

Travel safely, Ms. Teese.


EXCLUSIVE photos by MO