Kate Moss Shows Lohan How It's Done

Dear Lindsay Lohan (and Kourtney Kardashian),

When wearing tights, one must remember they are not leggings.  In fact, they are oftentimes quite translucent.  As such, I recommend wearing something over them to cover your lady bits.  See, I've done just that with these here minuscule denim cut-offs.

Please let me know if you require any help/clarification on the subject.

Kisses and snowflakes,

-Kate Moss*



Today Kate Moss (and hairdresser James Brown) shopped at Los Angeles top shop (ba dum, ching) Fred Segal in West Hollywood.  It seems Kate was out to prove that she owns a pair of shorts even shorter than those we spotted her wearing yesterday.  If we had those legs, we'd be wearing them too.

Anyone know who her pregnant gal pal is?



Photos by SKIPPY



*aka, us.