Lily Allen: "TV Made Me Fat"

Lily Allen says that the pressure of producing her late-night television series for BBC Three is responsible for her recent ballooning weight. 

"I don't look great at all," the "Smile" singer admitted to Britain's Grazia magazine. "I've put on so much weight with all the stress of my TV show. I'm glad it's over."

We can totally sympathize, Lily. We used to think that TV was making us fat too.

Then we realized that it was the constant consumption of Haagen Dazs while watching TV that was making us fat. It was such a shocking revelation that we dropped our spoon.

Then we picked it up, wiped it off on our shirt and resumed eating ice cream. Because it's not worth waddling all the way to the kitchen for a clean spoon. And the commercial break was almost over anyway.