Where in the World is Madonna?

With her jet, hubby and entourage in tow, there's no telling where Madonna may land next.

She, her main man Guy Ritchie and the rest of her paid helpers boarded a private plane to depart from Cannes-Mandelieu Airport in France on Friday after hanging out at the 61st annual Cannes Film Festival.

The couple came to Cannes for Madonna's film about poverty in Malawi (the country where she adopted her son).

Some recent Madonna facts that have come to light:

• Super producer Pharrell made her cry when they were in the studio together. Good for you Pharrell for taking her down from her pedestal!
• The lip gloss from her purse went for a reported $472,000 at a recent charity auction. WTF!? (Madonna climbs back onto pedestal).
• The pop superstar declares she is getting more attractive with age. (Madonna quadruples height of pedestal.)
  

Some things will never change.

EXCLUSIVE photography by ELIOT PRESS