Oh goody! It's our favorite Goonie, John Mayer, hiding his mug behind a backpack.
To make his unrecognizableness (real word, now) complete, we suggest he purchase a fanny pack to conceal his arm tattoos (in large part because we think that if anyone is capable of bringing back the fanny pack, it's John Mayer. You're welcome. Hooray improper use of parentheticals!).
Looks like a few more photogs showed up to personal trainer Harley Pasternak's place since we exclusively spotted John there.
As John made his way home through the clusterfudge of photogs, Harley and his assistant had a little chat with the coppers. Turns out his neighbors have been making complaints to the police.
Maybe John will have to start jogging elsewhere. And perhaps he should. After all, isn't it creepy for an adult man to run laps around a playground full of kids? (zing! ...or not.)
Photos by GABO/CHRIS/SCOTT
To make his unrecognizableness (real word, now) complete, we suggest he purchase a fanny pack to conceal his arm tattoos (in large part because we think that if anyone is capable of bringing back the fanny pack, it's John Mayer. You're welcome. Hooray improper use of parentheticals!).
Looks like a few more photogs showed up to personal trainer Harley Pasternak's place since we exclusively spotted John there.
As John made his way home through the clusterfudge of photogs, Harley and his assistant had a little chat with the coppers. Turns out his neighbors have been making complaints to the police.
Maybe John will have to start jogging elsewhere. And perhaps he should. After all, isn't it creepy for an adult man to run laps around a playground full of kids? (zing! ...or not.)
Photos by GABO/CHRIS/SCOTT
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JUST A COMMENT FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS WHO HAVE ANYTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT JOHN MAYER.... YOU ARE F*CKING CRAZY! HE IS AMAZING... EITHER YOU'RE JEALOUS, OR YOU'VE NEVER HEARD HIS MUSIC...
This douche bag brought this on himself. He play with the paps all the time. I believe even call them. How about going to all the paps places he knows where they will be. I believe Jen is telling him to stop. Thats why the change. Must be what she was looking for a little kid to change.
Agree with lola. And he said it first in yourvideo that it's creep how your paps are near a school and now you take his words and put it in your article like he's to fault. Don't you just hate yourself a little for what you're doing?
This guys is such a media whore, what a phony he is.
Good for Mayer, he has been playing with the paps for a while, now it seems its really getting into him!
Thats what you get for being boastful and cheeky, you think you can deal with them?? Im sure you can no longer take the pressure, why dont you just lay low for a while and vanish??
No, it's not. The creepy thing was your people with the cameras near a school.