Kate Beckinsale: Man Pleaser

Kate Beckinsale has been going around bragging about how women cannot be good at both cooking in the kitchen and heating up the bedroom. She claims she has mastered the latter and assumes her sexual prowess gives her a pass on wearing the house chef's hat.

If she is as good as a wife as she boasts, why on earth did she drag her husband Len Wiseman along on a shopping trip on Wednesday in London?  We all know men would rather get thrown in jail than have to weigh in on the color their wife's lipstick.

Kate, we think you've been sticking your head in too many over-priced fluorescent bags. Cuts off the circulation to your head, deary.