Rachel Bilson's Doppelganger Dork

Rachel Bilson and a mysterious male companion share a few laughs as they stroll through New York's West Village on Tuesday in matching outfits.

The coordinated duo shopped at Alexander McQueen and Jeffrey before going for lunch.

Hey, instead of having her gay husband, Rachel has opted for a more contemporary version: the ambiguously straight, always obedient dork.

Sorry dude, you're no Hayden.

Photography by ANDERSON