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As part of a review of Vanessa Hudgens' week, let me make this observation...

Some guy needs to get his panties in check! Sure, it makes sense for this little girl (on the left in pink-and-white), who is probably around nine years old, to get all beside herself with excitement over a Hudgens spotting at LAX on Thursday. But homeboy with the cellphone is a tad too old to be following the likes of High School Musical.

Dude, are you really still watching the Disney Channel? Sounds like you need to move out of your parents' basement and into your own place, get a real job and stop fantasizing about bubble baths with Zac Efron and the Jonas Brothers.

Here are other Hudgens observations to point out:

• She needs to stop imitating Ashley Tisdale.
  
• She has hot feet.
  
• View more airport pictures of her on Thursday.
• Follow the thumbnails below for some exclusive, hot waxing shots from Sherman Oaks on Thursday! If anyone followed her year-ago scandal, you will also know that this has been long overdue.
  

Photography by GABO/CHRIS/SCOTT

Model Naomi Campbell pent up her rage long enough to make it to the grand opening of Yves Saint Laurent at London's Dover Street Market on Thursday.

If Conan O'Brien did an "If They Mated" segment on Elton John, Eric Clapton and the late John Lennon, the NBC show's graphics department would have come up with a picture of Naomi's date (not identified, wearing a loud, blue blazer and sneakers).

Buh-buh-buh-Benny and the jetsss...Tears in heaven...Imagine all the people... Ahhhh!

We see that the man with whom Naomi is holding hands is not this guy. Nor is he this guy. Too many dudes, too little time, Naomi. We see how you roll!

You know how everyone's always talking about Pam Anderson's boobs?

Well, I think they are totally neglecting another pair of her assets; perhaps an even more bankable pair...

I often wonder why we rarely hear about Pam's rockin' legs? Just for a minute, delete her cartoonish boobs, unnaturally blond hair and pancake makeup out of your mind. The lady is naturally hot. And just look at those legs: They're toned, trim, tanned, long. Those limbs have everything going for them!

Seriously, I would by a copy of Fitness Mag if she graced the cover and revealed her workout routine on the inside pages. (And I don't EVER buy fitness magazines, for the record.)

Let us theorize further: We know the lady likes to party. We also know she likes to do the nasty (I mean, she IS the O.G.-"accidentally-released"-sex-tape lady!). But realistically, sex and drugs alone do not build that bod.

She must have some secret pilates dungeon in her basement where she devotes Madonna-like hours to her workout. The woman is fit!

Incidentally, we saw Pam at the airport in Los Angeles on Thursday with her two sons Dylan and Brandon.

Lady, M.I.L.F. does not even begin to describe the situation. Pam, tell me your secret!











EXCLUSIVE photography by MATINGAS

Matching sunglasses. How romantic.

Matching dresses. How sweet.

Matching piles of puke (for those of us who don't care). How gross.

Sharon Osbourne, her daughter Kelly Osbourne and Kelly's now-legal boyfriend Luke Worrell (who is 18 years old) shop at the Chanel store and stop by the Ivy on Roberston Blvd. in West Hollywood on Wednesday. 

Kelly bridges the fashion gap between her boyfriend and her mum, sporting elements of both of their outfits.

Photography by REVOLUTIONPIX

Madonna and Guy Richie's son Rocco was spotted today hopping into an SUV.  Oh, and he was wearing a Yankees shirt.  Interesting...

The elder Madge offspring, Lourdes, took off for a day with her dad, Carlos Leon.  She, a friend, and pop headed out hand in hand in hand under the watchful eye of a bodyguard.

Lourdes wore a shirt by Smet (yet another label of Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier... sigh.  Guess who else likes Ed Hardy gear?) and carried a hip little tote featuring Andy Warhol's banana.  So hip, she is!












Photos by KRIEGER/VILA

Welcome back, Vanessa Hudgens.

The High School MusiGal made her way through LAX under the watch of some burly men.  But, the presence of photogs didn't stop her from signing an autograph for a young fan.

Does her hair not look fantastic?  What do y'all think of Vanessa's getup?  The gladiator sandals.  The short short shorts under the long long tunic top.  Tis-lovers, commence ragging in 3, 2, 1...












Photos by GABO/CHRIS/SCOTT