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Weren't you just dying for another installment of The Mummy films?

Yeah... neither were we.  But, the Hollywoodland suits seem to be unrequested sequel-happy these days.  Enter last night's L.A. premiere of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.  Turns out, the Egyptians aren't the only ones who have to deal with with the non-zombie undead.

Maria Bello's toga dress was lovely (even if it was ever so slightly reminiscent of a mummy Halloween costume).  Isabella Leon and Michelle Yeoh are just stunningly gorgeous.  We have a feeling this Luke Ford character could become the town's new token boy next door.  Brendan Fraser's good mood is contagious (even via photograph).  Jet Li brought along his adorable daughter, Jane.  Martin Landau makes us happy ("Is that something you might be interested in?").  And we won't even speak the name of the "no business being there" entity dressed in berry and shame.

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Photos by AXELLE

The box office results are in: The X-Files: I Want To Believe opened disastrously, only bringing in $2 million on its first day in theaters.

But we knew that was going to happen, didn't we. 

It's no wonder we ran into a very pregnant Gillian Anderson, A/K/A 'Scully,' walking around aimlessly and shoeless through Los Angeles International Airport on Sunday, like an destitute mountain woman from Appalachia.

Crass jokes aside, The X Files actress is expecting her third child with her partner Mark Griffiths.

Let's hope the royalties from the show reruns are enough to keep food on Gillian's table.











Photography by MATINGAS/MO

This is exactly how we imagined Michael Douglas and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones would spend their vacation.

Leaving the exclusive Club 55 in Saint-Tropez.  Boarding a little raft (which will, presumably, shuttle them away to a mega-yacht).  Dressed like money on holiday.  Oh, and sporting a little smile that says, "Yeah.  We're totally wealthy.  Boo-ya!"

How'd you like them fragment sentences?

That hat was practically made for Catherine, don't you think?












Photos by ELIOT PRESS

While most Americans have Saturdays off, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, it seems, do not.

Speidi spent Saturday whoring it hard at work schlepping Heidi's wares (of the clothing variety) at Kitson on Robertson Blvd.

Oooooh SNAP!  Wasn't foe Lauren Conrad's clothing line just dropped from Kitson due to lackluster sales (due to her not really promoting it)?  Is this Heidi's way of showing Lauren "how it's done?"  Burn.

We're going to say that Heidi has nice legs, but the rest of her (read:  nose, lips, tits) have us wondering how long til she ends up like this.












Photos by ZFI/DAVE

Bobby Brown who?

On Saturday night, the Whitney Houston left West Hollywood celeb watering hole Villa Lounge on the arm of her much younger boyfriend, Ray J.  Check out her massive right-hand sparkler!  You deserve it, Ms. Houston.

Whatever they're serving at Villa certainly had Whitney in a good mood.  While McDonald's claims to serve smiles, we learned that was not the case when Whit's involved.

We just hope Ray J. didn't take in too many liquids.  If ya know what we mean.  And we know that ya do.












Photos by GARRY

Who wears medium length shorts?

Ricky Gervais wears medium length shorts!

The writer/actor took a Sunday stroll through London with his lady Jane Fallon.  These photos have us wondering if, during his recent visit to the states, Gervais dropped into Conan O'Brien's barber.

Reader, which makes you (lovingly) cringe more?  Andy Millman or David Brent?











Photos by BIG PICTURES