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Model Miranda Kerr and her pet Yorkie draw attention as she hails a cab after leaving her downtown New York apartment on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, boyfriend Orlando Bloom heads out on his BMW motorcycle.

Are these two painfully pretty people getting on your nerves yet?

 









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Remember a few years ago when Sir Sean Connery announced he was retiring from acting?  Like so many retired folks, Connery is spending his post-career years doing things he enjoys.  In Connery's case, prominent among those things is being a Scot.  Really.  He wrote the book on it.  Literally (intended).

On Monday (which was his 78th birthday), Sean attended the Edinburgh International Book Festival to promote Being a Scot, the book he co-wrote with Murray Grigor. 

Look for our upcoming book on 2050's best seller list:  Being a Cranky Old B**** With Carpal Tunnel.  We'll posing the same way, but someone else will have to hold the book for us.

Now, enjoy Connery's awesomeness:












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1-2-3 GO JAMMERS!...

Bauer-Griffin Online wants you to see why Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on fiyah!

Pacific Coast News knows that Stephanie Rice is not interested in Lindsay Lohan's man.

INF Daily delivers you Ashley Tisdale's manicure experience.

Splash News Online sees that Tom Cruise has lost 10 pounds on his personalized David Beckham diet.

A Socialite's Life calls Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt "two dicks." See why.

Just Jared spots Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish hiding under their hats.

What Would Tyler Durden Do points out that P. Diddy is the real victim of the oil crisis.

The Gossip Girls cover Vanessa Minnillo's NYC press tour.

90210 SPOILER ALERT (not that you care)...
Pop Sugar wants to know if you're excited that Dylan McKay is the father of Kelly Taylor's baby?

Pink is the new Blog notes that Mackenzie Phillips is busted for drugs. 

Celebrity Baby Blog sees Chris Noth stopping for coffee with his baby boy. Awww.

If we were capable of purring, we'd be doing that right now.

Yesterday, Lipstick Jungle star Robert Buckley was spotted out in NYC.  We can't help but PRAISE a higher power for having the sun's rays fall just so.

What we mean is, Oliver Martinez, you're in danger of being dethroned.












Photos by VILA/ANDERSON

In a surprise twist, "Pamela Anderson appears to be in the Navy"... as opposed to the more predictable, exact flip of that phrase.  (Get it?  Get it?  Sigh...)

The liner-laden creature lady visited the Royal Australian Navy's HMAS Tobruk while visiting Sydney with sons Brandon and Dylan.  Before hopping on the boat, Pammy Pie grabbed a snack at Harry's Cafe de Wheels Pie Cart.

Whelp, one boatload of sailors down, 49 to go.  If anyone can handle that kind of load, it's Pamela Anderson.











Photos by DAVID G. MORGAN

Yay yay yay!

We can't wait for Burn After Reading to come out.  Today, the stars of the film got the promo engine running by posing at the 65th Annual Venice Film Festival.

Brad Pitt, Tilda Swinton, and George Clooney flashed their smiles at the film's photocall.  Brad and George kinda look like if they got a paper cut, they'd bleed money.  Meanwhile, Tilda appears to have taken up the cause of protecting the coral reef... by keeping the entire thing safely draped over her shoulders.

The Coen Brothers' flick opens stateside on September 12th!












Photos by BIG PICTURES/OLYCOM