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Looking rather creepily ominous through a cracked car window, Mary-Kate Olsen lands at LAX on Tuesday, gets on her cell phone and smokes while waiting for her bags inside her limo.

I heard an interesting rumor once that Mary-Kate uses her many Hummers as both modes of transport and ashtrays. Once the car gets grody, she simply ditches it for a new one.

Do you almost feel sorry for her?

 









EXCLUSIVE photography by GABO

Sporting a Boys Club of America t-shirt, Selena Gomez dines at Du-Par's then shops at a local GNC (General Nutrition Center) store with two older companions on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

It's nice to see Selena supporting her boys. But we hear it is a toss up when it comes to the girls: Friend of Selena | Foe of Selena.

Man, you just have to love that Disney-style b*tchery.











Photography by MATINGAS/MO

Fresh from her facial at Jim Wayne salon (where the service starts at $150 and up), Nicollette Sheridan struts in all of her exfoliated glory on a Beverly Hills sidewalk on Tuesday as a crowd of male onlookers drop their jaws.

If only she were wearing short shorts, I would call the whole scene a real-life Nair commercial.

Do you think she is getting all dolled up for this guy?

 









Photography by GABO

Rachel Bilson keeps her head warm but body less so on Tuesday as she arrives at a home in North Hollywood (believed to be her parents' pad) clutching some paperwork.

I'm amused at the thought that it's a restraining order against her gun-wielding beau Hayden Christensen and that she has found a safe haven at her parents' place.

Unlikely, I know.

Yee haw! Sling 'em, Hayden!











Photography by SHINN

With a newspaper under his arm and a bottle of questionable clear liquid, Jonas Brothers-hater and general promoter of promiscuity Russell Brand is spotted leaving his home in North London on Tuesday.

Dude. Seriously. Isn't it a bit early to be throwing back the gin?

(I know, it's probably some weird British brand of spring water. But with Brand, you never know.)











Photography by BIG PICTURES

Mischa Barton, who recently split from musician boyfriend Taylor Locke, lurks behind Josh Hartnett on a night out in London on Monday.

The pair, who seemed careful not be photographed together, walked back to Hartnett's hotel after bumping into each other at a club.

Judging by the missing buttons on Mischa's top, those two are totally hooking up. I'll bet money they escaped to Hartnett's hotel to seal the deal they were making out at the club.

Josh, I'm going to have to move you over to my sh*t list... on principle. And just yesterday I was lusting after you.

 









Photography by ISO IMAGES