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The lovely Ms. Cameron Diaz returned to L.A. last night and appeared "unmiffed" by photographers' presence.

Huh.  This guy must really be "lifting her spirits."  Wonder when he'll be comin' to town.











Photos by SCOTT/JRS

Dear Universe, hear our plea.  We want  A) shirtless golf and, now B) shirtless soccer.

Really, it's not too much to ask.  If such a thing as the "Lingerie Bowl" exists, it seems only fair, right?

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and his agent Jorge Mendes kicked off (intended) the new year in Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal, Portugal.  Sunning, jumping off of things, making ladies worldwide swoon.  Just another day in the life of Cristiano...




















EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Oh dear, Richard Gere!  $5 says the wave won.

Richard Gere and his family (wife Carey Lowell and son James) were spotted ringing in the new year in St. Barth's.

Richard and James appeared to be having a blast as they battled the surf.  Cute!




















EXCLUSIVE photos by ELIOT PRESS

Yesterday, two real estate agents led Sheryl Crow house hunting all around Los Angeles.

As far as we know, the Crow household is just Sheryl and her young son Wyatt.

Why the new space?  Is it because "now is the time to buy?"  Or, is Sheryl planning on adopting again and expanding her family?











EXCLUSIVE photos by DANIELLE

So what if we're easily distracted by shiny objects and "air that sh*t out" crotch shots?

It looks like Lily Allen fell right out of that man's vagina and onto the beach, cigarette already in hand.  We can't help but wonder if her initial birthing process was not so dissimilar.

Before Lily and "older man" art deal Jay Jopling  were spotted canoodling on a yacht, they were doing some heavy petting on the beach... and in the most romantic of parking lots...

Doesn't "baby bump boba" sorta sounds like something a fairy godmother might say when she's too drunk to pronounce "bippity boppity boo?"

In less "inner monologue" news, today, How I Met Your Mother star Alyson Hannigan dropped into trendy Urth Caffe with her husband Alexis Denisof.  Alyson sucked a cold boba drink right down into her baby bump, which houses the couple's first child.

And to think, it all started with a flute!











EXCLUSIVE photos by JAM