We had to specify which Paris in the title (read: not this one) to ensure our fine readers that those purity rings remain in tact and untarnished.
Last night, Dark Hanson played a concert at the Zenith in Paris, Francelandia. Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas jumped around stage making uninterpretable facial expressions and providing us with some really uncomfortable camera angles. (You're welcome?)
Then, today, the trio popped up in London. So, tween Brits, brace yourself for a fun week ofhormonal frustration rock, etc...
Photos by ELIOT PRESS/BIG PICTURES
Last night, Dark Hanson played a concert at the Zenith in Paris, Francelandia. Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas jumped around stage making uninterpretable facial expressions and providing us with some really uncomfortable camera angles. (You're welcome?)
Then, today, the trio popped up in London. So, tween Brits, brace yourself for a fun week of
Photos by ELIOT PRESS/BIG PICTURES
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"to ensure our fine readers that those purity rings remain in tact and untarnished"
Yeah, that's right. These guys aren't doing their jobs. Their jobs as stars is to f*ck every girl they see and desire. Heaven knows the girls are fufilling their side to the Hollywood equation by making themselves available.
That's an acceptable Hollywood kind of girl - ready, willing, and able - to service Hollywood studs. That self control thing is to be mocked.
Guys, the correct, and politically acceptable kinds of girls are all around you. Bang them like a screen door in a hurricane, or you will continue to be the butt of jokes.
I mean, really, who'd want to be associated with dweebs like the Jonas Bros? There's no way any guys with such rediculously out-of-date ideas could possibly be popular with the right kinds of people.
Hey , you ..
leave them alone !
they dont need you jealousy !
seu filho.da.puta !
FALEI E DISSE
The show in Paris was fuckin' amazing <3
I went to see them at Madrid, amazing!!!!
Fuck Off.
if u dont like them, leave them alone.