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We didn't think it possible, but Lindsay Lohan's shorts have out-hoochied Pamela Anderson's.
Today, Lohan cut loose in cut-offs at the Silver Spoon Beach House in Malibu...
If worth of freebies is commensurate with level of fame, then we suppose that's why Linds gets to spend Saturday at a swag shack and we still get excited about free potsticker samples at Costco.
Maybe someone should explain to her that: Those shorts + Our vantage point = worrisome.
We didn't think it possible, but Lindsay Lohan's shorts have out-hoochied Pamela Anderson's.
Today, Lohan cut loose in cut-offs at the Silver Spoon Beach House in Malibu...
If worth of freebies is commensurate with level of fame, then we suppose that's why Linds gets to spend Saturday at a swag shack and we still get excited about free potsticker samples at Costco.
Maybe someone should explain to her that: Those shorts + Our vantage point = worrisome.








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CLOSE THEM LEGS LINDSAY!!! She just looks like trash.
She really is the queen of boots.