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Okay, Xavier Samuel.  Yeah, you're hot.  But you're no Robert Pattinson.  The Twihards will not fail to notice your carbon copied fashion sense.

Yesterday, we spotted XS flying to Vancouver with the rest of Eclipse cast (he's playing Riley).

We don't mean to sound like we're totally knocking him.  Like we said--->  He is hot.  Plus, double extra points for being named Xavier.  Plus, he brought a guitar, so he should fit right in.





















Photos by SCOTT/GVK

In Deryck Whibley's absence, we ask once again, "Who's floating Avril's boat?"

Musician Avril Lavigne was spotted continuing her husband-less revelry in Saint Tropez.

There was a night out at the Chateau Hotel de la Messardiere and, more notably, a frolic in the sand with a non-Whibley man.

Swirl rumors!  SWIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRL!

Last night, onscreen couple Dev Patel and Freida Pinto moved their offscreen affection into the public realm.

The pair from Oscar-winning Slumdog Millionaire showed up at London's Somerset House to attend a screening of the film as part of Film4 Summer Screen.

Ohhh loveliness.  Let's almost ignore the tape/bandage deal on Dev's face.  Almost.





















Photos by GF

That feeling in your stomach is called nausea.

We really thought looking at this was bad enough.  But somehow, Phoebe Price figured out how to make Ed Hardy even more revolting: Splash and flash that sh*t on your vajayjay!

Phoebe, the only other human who hams it up more than these two, unsuccessfully did her best Marylin Monroe impression at the Malibu Country Mart yesterday.

Christian Audigier is certainly getting his fair share of celebrity douche-tastic endorsements these days.





















Photos by AIR

(Of the landing variety, we mean.)

We spotted Spice Girl Geri Halliwell out and about in Notting Hill today.

After shopping with a friend, Ms. Halliwell dropped by Strip, a waxing bar.

Gah.  *shudder*

Still, probably less painful than raising this.

A little less bikini-clad than last time, but still quite cute!

Yesterday, Jennifer Lopez, husband Marc Anthony, and their twins Max and Emme headed out from the Hotel Mezzatorre to do fancy person stuff--->  yacht their little hearts out all over Capri.

Real twins and fake twins?  Fine, Lopez.  You do deserve a vacation... we guess.





























EXCLUSIVE photos by VENTURINI