Lindsay Shops at Curve

i love it. Michael Bay should direct it!

People tend to forget about how extremely valuable jewelry tends to magically disappar when it's loaned to Lindsay... Let's just say a good movie plot line would go something like this: a failed starlet resorts to jewel theivery in order to keep up with her costly shopping addiction while she struggles with her ongoing drug addiction, sex addiction, and alcohol addiction. But, after being asked to promo a film wearing a million dollar necklace, she gets her hand caught in the cookie jar when she tries to sell her newfound baubles through her coke dealer who's really an undercover officer. "I don't know where the jewels went" coming next summer.