Spears Gets Entangled In Own Web (On Purpose)

Oh oh oh!  How, for this shirt only, we wish for the days of the old Britney Spears.  You know, the one who always had some sort of junk food in her hand.  Because then, there would have been a good chance she was eating French fries and we could have talked about getting caught in her web of fries.

But no.

On the other hand, we do get to say:  Looks like her hair isn't all Britney's weaving these days.

So, there's that.

Yesterday, Brit was food-free while shopping on Robertson Blvd in a spider web sweater and a pair of shoes she has had forevs.