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Our Orlando Bloom shower fantasy did not involve long sleeves and goggles.  That's more like our Mickey Rourke shower fantasy*.

Regardless... we are delighted to see Orlando Bloom get wet in any circumstances.

On New Years Day, Orlando Bloom, his ladylove Miranda Kerr, and her Yorkie pup Frankie (he's so well-traveled!) joined lovey dovey couple Jason Statham and Alex Zosman aboard Harvey Weinstein's yacht in Saint Barthelemy.

Sadly, no sightings of Harvey's sa-mokin' hot wife.

































*It results in a statewide drought.

More proof that these aren't the only Keeblers causing us to drool.

Actress/model/former-wrestler/famous-person Stacy Keibler gave fellow beach-goers plenty to drool over when she flaunted a hot pink bikini on New Years Eve.

The Dancing with the Stars alum and a friend spent the last day of the year working on their tans at the Fontainbleau Miami Beach.

Doubtful she's able to maintain those abs and eat her (nearly) namesake snack.

































Photos by KADENA PIX

Doesn't Hayden Panettiere's little swimsuit cover-up look like something an angel would wear to the beach?  Or figure skating?  Or when she just wants to show off her gams?  Because if there's one three things we know about angels, it's that they love a bit of bare-legged ice skating in the sand.

(Wow, bidding farewell to 2009 has put us in a crazy crazier stellar mood.)

Hayden Panettiere bade the year farewell by visiting a Miami beach on New Years Eve.























Photos by KADENA PIX

Lindsay Lohan?  Still famous and/or wealthy?  You bet your a** pennies she is.  Lohan was out to prove her continued importance by walking the walk of the famous and/or wealthy.  And, as previously mentioned, said walk entails celebrating New Year's Eve in Saint Barthelemy.

On the last day of 2009, Lindsay Lohan and some friends boated, strolled, and shopped around St. Barth's.  Fashion-wise, she seems to be taking the nautical nature of the vacation hot spot quite seriously!

Later that evening, Lohan made her way to Roman Abramovich's yacht for a New Year's Eve party.  Other revelers included Usher, and Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr.

Lohan didn't seem to suffer from a New Year's Day hangover!  She and little sister Ali broke in the new year cavorting about a yacht on bikinis (is LL's Pucci?  we like it!), jet-skiing, and watching a private, on-deck performance by a group of belly dancers.

She's looking rather together, don't you think?  Let's hope 2010 treats her well!