Jon Gosselin, Plump In Paradise

Aw man!  We were starting to hope Jon Gosselin had proven Columbus wrong and fallen off the face of the earth.

But no!

Yesterday, Mr. Gosselin showed up in Hawaii with his new latest girlfriend Morgan Christie. 

So much to do in Hawaii!  Snorkeling.  Golfing.  Near-naked tennis.  We'd suggest whale watching, but Morgan could simply check her 3 o'clock and John could simply check the reflection in her shades.


EXCLUSIVE photos by SHOOK