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Frump up the jam
Frump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is frumpin'...

Okay, okay—So that's not exactly what Technotronic sang in the early '90s. But we have a point to make here, people!

Looking not-so-picture-perfect in frumpy jeans, a bulky sweatshirt, frazzled teacher's hair and glasses, actress and baby momma Amanda Peet is spotted at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday.

We give you a pass Amanda. You are busy. We get it.

F-f-f-frump it up!











EXCLUSIVE photography by MATINGAS/MO

This is truly a first for the usually flawless Demi Moore: She is looking a tad, um... frumpy!

We ran into she and hottie-hubby Ashton Kutcher at LAX international airport in Los Angeles on Thursday. The couple tried their best to remain incognito while making their way to an awaiting limousine... to no avail.

Demi's hair could have benefited from a good brushing as she appeared dressed down. But hey, we can't blame her for traveling in comfort! Don't pretend you don't do it!

If you look closely, you will also notice Demi's strange tattoo-like markings on both of her wrist. What is that about!?

Take your best guess in the comments area!

We gotta hand it to Patricia Arquette; she doesn't seem to be afflicted with the mega-vanity that marks so many of her peers.

Dressed down in baggy clothes and sans makeup, Patricia was spotted strolling around Los Angeles yesterday, casually chatting on her cell phone.

Thanks, Patricia; your frump-tastic nonchalance has given us a temporary respite from the insecurity that your more glamorous cohorts inspire in us.

We should really get together and share a pint of Haagen Dazs sometime. Is mocha chip okay with you? And do you mind if we bring our cats?