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Happy Monday Blog Jammers! There's a lot to catch you up on so let's get right down to biznass...

Bauer-Griffin Online witnesses the unraveling of Guy Ritchie and Madonna's marriage first hand! Consider yourself warned—it's not a pretty sight.

Pacific Coast News tells us why it's too complicated for Justin Timberlake.

INF Daily sees that Ryan Phillipe and his lady Abbie Cornish are making it public.

Splash News Online catches Amy Winehouse connecting with her fans.

A Socialite's Life has David Beckham consoling his balls. Ha!

Just Jared brings us an absolute abomination: Heidi Montag comparing herself to Jesus. WTF!?

What Would Tyler Durden Do solemnly (for him) bears the sad news of a successful young model who fell nine stories to her death.

The Gossip Girls wonder if Britney Spears is going to give us more at this year's MTV VMAs.

Pop Sugar pays homage to Hollywood's new class of rising stars via Vanity Fair.

Pink is the new Blog observes Prince Harry looking hot in his soldier gear. Hey, what's so bad about war after all?

Celebrity Baby Blog brings us a very pregnant Gwen Stefani with her already-born son Kingston.

Oh ma gawd, Becky, look at her butt!

Um, yeah... to be honest, I don't even really know who these people are. But it's freaking AWESOME that they're as amorous as two dogs in heat at a Vegas resort pool.

I have ascertained the horn-dogs in question are Australian and Liverpool FC soccer ace Harry Kewell and his spankin' new bride Sherree Murphy, who incidentally played in the English soap Emmerdale Farm as barmaid 'Tricia Dingle'. Big surprise.

Hey you two, I would tell you to get a room, but it appears you already have one...

Go to your gaudy Vegas room!





























EXCLUSIVE photography by JASON M/BM

OMFG could it REALLY be true!? Is the end of the 'Mr. Madonna' era upon us??

We spotted a relaxed and smiling Guy Ritchie—MINUS HIS WEDDING RING!!!—preparing to depart from London's Heathrow Airport today.

Ritchie is believed to be traveling to America to hold crisis talks with Madonna about their marriage (she has also been spotted sans ring!).

For the love of Kabbala, Prada and Pilates, say it isn't so!!!

After spying a closeup shot, we're actually wondering if Madonna is breaking up with Guy over his icky hands. Look at those clammy paws! Ew.

Giving her typical deer-caught-in-headlights look, Lauren 'Lo' Bosworth is accompanied into Goa nightclub on Thursday in Los Angeles by a crew member from her reality show The Hills.

Yeah, we know—Lo is on the hit MTV show's B team. But we love her anyway, right?

Do any of you think that longtime childhood friend, cast mate and roommate Lauren Conrad treats Lo like a dirty secret? It's as if Lo is the stay-at-home wife who Lauren hangs out with only when she needs a pick-me-up. Otherwise Lauren is off to her daytime gig of "designing" (camon', you know she's just sporadically showing up at meetings and stamping her approval on someone else's vision), granting interviews with the press, and engaging in publicity stunts with The Hills' A-Team A/K/A Whitney, Audrina and Brody.

Lo, it seems like things were better for you when you were a Laguna Beach O.G. laying low in Santa Barbara away at school. You don't have to be famous, you know.

 









EXCLUSIVE  photography by GARRY

You know how the 'Naked Chef' Jamie Oliver can be really hot sometimes... and then there are days when he's, like, totally not...?

It appears as though his normally gorgeous-looking wife suffers from the same visually vexing syndrome.

We spotted the celebrity chef and his wife Jools as they arrived at their Primrose Hill home in London this week.

The two looked like they threw on some ratty old rags for a day out in the city.

Jools, next time add a little feminine flair—a shiny belt, a scarf, a raspberry barrette (and don't wear much more)—anything to keep those embers burning!

The Gossip Girl gang takes it up a few notches with boobie beach scenes they have been shooting in New York.

Things get pretty steamy between on-and-off-screen couple Penn Badgley and Blake Lively at Fort Tilden in Queens on Friday as the two cuddle and have a make-out sesh on the sand for the cameras.

Wouldn't it be nice to get paid for foreplay with your own boyfriend? And I wonder what happens in the trailer after the director yells "cut"?

We can only imagine what the GG production assistant says to the director trying to summon the actors to their next scene: "Um, sir, I can't go in there. Their mobile dressing room looks like it's being powered by hydraulics again, if you know what I mean!"

*Bow chicka bow bow*











Photography by STEVE SANDS