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Seems Naomi Campbell isn't one to be outdone by fellow Brit Ian McKellen when it comes to summer lovin' in Saint-Tropez! Here's the menacing fashion diva enjoying a kiss with her beau, Marcus Elias.

That's probably better than her clobbering him over the head with a cell phone. Or an anchor. Or her stilettos. Or her rap sheet. (Yee-owch! That last one would probably hit the hardest!)

But, really, we like Naomi. She's like one of those wild lionesses you see in captivity at the zoo—sure, if you get too close, she'll tear your arm off. But if you occasionally throw her a live rat she just sort of slumps over and passes out.











PHOTOGRAPHY by ELIOT PRESS

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi arrive at Moro Restaurant with a cameraman in tow while visiting Rome, Italy.

The couple has reportedly chosen a date for their "dream wedding" which is set to take place in Palm Springs later this year, as same-sex marriage has become legal in California.

"I think someday people will look back on this like women not having the right to vote and segregation and anything else that seems ridiculous that we don't all have the same rights," DeGeneres said recently.

A little pre-honeymoon, Europe action, ladies? You GO girls!











Photography by VENTURINI

Not one to be the victim of a Hollywood double-standard, Sir Ian McKellen appears to be saying, "Blimey! If George Clooney can date pretty, waif-thin damsels, then Gandalf's gonna cast his spell on the young'uns , too!"

McKellen spent the day frolicking in the blue waters of the Mediterranean off Saint-Tropez with his tall, dark and handsome young companion, though it doesn't exactly look like he was saying "cheese" when he noticed the camera off in the distance.

Maybe he shoulda used his Magneto powers to zap the device from the shutterbug's hand!











PHOTOGRAPHY by ELIOT PRESS

Italian businessman Flavio Briatore is in his late fifties. And yes, he has a proven penchant for supermodels, having dated Naomi Campbell and having also fathered Heidi Klum's first child.

What is the appeal, you ask? Hell if we know—these ladies are making their own money. So why do they need a sugar daddy!? Totally effing perplexing!!!

His latest hottie: Wonderbra model (no joke!) Elisabetta Gregoraci-Briatore who is said to be in her late twenties.

The couple continued their honeymoon bliss on Monday during a vacation off of the isle of Tavolara in Sardinia.

Good for Flavio, we say. He now has someone to change his Depends, you know, for when the time comes. And Elisabetta, if you don't think that's what you have signed up for, you are in for a rude awakening.

Flip through these shots at your own risk. Barf bag recommended.











Photography by OLYCOM

Okay, We figured bargain-dress-wearing Jennifer Aniston must be somewhat flexible. She is dating notorious ladyhound John Mayer after all. But even this position has the randiest of us here a bit perplexed!

Jen spent the weekend with her wimp-rock beau in England, to support his performance at the Glastonbury festival. After dinner at London's La Famiglia restaurant, it seems they hopped in a car and a completely crocked-looking Mayer decided to...well, basically take Jennifer's head and twist it off.

Hey, when in London, ya know?

In fact, that's not even her, is it? That's one of those dummies people put in the passenger seat of their car so they can scam a trip in the carpool lane! Wonder if it vibrates and starts humming "Waiting On The World To Change" when you stick a quarter in it?











EXCLUSIVE photography by ISO

Oh ma gawd, Becky, look at her butt!

Um, yeah... to be honest, I don't even really know who these people are. But it's freaking AWESOME that they're as amorous as two dogs in heat at a Vegas resort pool.

I have ascertained the horn-dogs in question are Australian and Liverpool FC soccer ace Harry Kewell and his spankin' new bride Sherree Murphy, who incidentally played in the English soap Emmerdale Farm as barmaid 'Tricia Dingle'. Big surprise.

Hey you two, I would tell you to get a room, but it appears you already have one...

Go to your gaudy Vegas room!





























EXCLUSIVE photography by JASON M/BM