Like three cookies made from the same cutter, Lauren Conrad, enemy-sib Stephanie Pratt, and a mystery (predictably beautiful) third gal showed off their bright frocks while leaving Goa nightclub after a bout of revelry last evening.

We think Lauren looks great.  Like, really great.  Except when she's making those faces in the car.  We could have done without that.

The Hills season 3 finale killed it in the ratings among the P12-34 demo, grabbing the biggest audience in its time slot.  Well, Civilization.  It was nice knowing you.  Peace out.












Photos by GARRY

Lauren Conrad and that other Lauren (Lo Bosworth) prepared for departure from LAX today.

Note to all travelers:  You do not want to be behind one of these girls in the security line.

With all the jewelry these two were wearing, it must have taken for-frickin'-ever for them to de-accessorize and pass through the metal detector without setting off the alarm.

But, it appears they finally did just that. 

We're not entirely sure why we gave that random dude the power of burning laser vision.  But we did.  So there.

Happy flying, oh Ladies of The Hills.












Photos by GABO

As Heidi Montag's boyfriend and manager, Spencer Pratt makes all sorts of decisions: Like making sure her hair looks Miss America pageant-ready (circa 1985) and dressing her in gold hoochie-mama shoes that completely clash with her loud, pink lingerie-inspired nightgown dress.

The Hills couple were spotted going to and from the Ed Sullivan Theater for their appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday in New York.

As he and Heidi made their exit, Spencer carried a Dave tote in one hand and appeared to work his puppetry arts with the other.

Spencer's unseen hand is right up in that empty space where Heidi's soul was scooped out from.











Photography by MIKE DISCIULLO

After these traumatic events took place in Hollywoodland last week, smarmtastic couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have headed eastward.

*cue collective sigh of relief from hordes of Angelinos*

The Hills villains hit up New York City for reasons we don't really care to discuss.  Here, the duo is see leaving the Plaza Hotel and heading off to the Sony building on Madison Ave.  Leave it to the Japanese to develop an electronic device that can pull the douchebag out of a guy's personality.  That is why they dropped by Sony, right?

If these two don't get outta dodge soon, we suspect a horde of other celebs might start loving New York a tiny bit less.

In less insulting news, we like Heidi's shoes.  (Again, with the teal thing...)











Photos by GA-MD

Before this terror-fest took place, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag covered the catwalk in their reality filth on Friday.

Heidi held a fashion show for her Heidiwood line of clothing (to be stocked, and possibly purchased... by someone... at Anchor Blue) at the Hollywood and Highland complex in fabulous Hollywoodland, California.

Spencer wore a suit and Heidi wore some lingerie poorly disguised at passable casual wear.

Sometimes, it just hurts so much.











Fantabulous photos by AXELLE

Hey, look; it's Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills, causing a photog frenzy at Los Angeles International Airport after returning from a photo-shoot on a Mexican beach.

Although it's also possible that they were sent South of the Border by the U.S. government as anti-ambassadors to discourage illegal immigration by presenting a grim example of America's citizenry.

Wow, those two seem to be everywhere lately. They're always rushing hither and yon, with a pack of paparazzi hot on their trail.

You almost have to feel sorry for them. What did they do to deserve this kind of attention?

Seriously. Does anybody know?